So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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