Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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