Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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