glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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