i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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