can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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