Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
