I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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