he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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