I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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