So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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