My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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