On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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