Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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