Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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