Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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