I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i've created a new STD.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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