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just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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