Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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