another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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