The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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