I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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