What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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