Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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