Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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