When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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