Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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