Yo dont text me then not text me
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
do nipples grow back?
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