Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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