I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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