DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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