Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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