Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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