I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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