Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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