I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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