The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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