I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Randomize
