I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
handjob tips. give me some.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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