Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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