In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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