You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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