Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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