bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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