Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Terrible idea I love it
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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