How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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