I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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