I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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