I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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