But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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