no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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