Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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