I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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