omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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