Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
ok first of all what the fuck
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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