if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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