Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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