i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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