I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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