just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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