she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
third nipple confirmed
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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